My horoscope (Taken from the Independent on Sunday, Poppy Folly)

"Handcuffs, roughly woven rope and a dressage whip: these are the tools of your trade this week. All you need now are some customers. If they resist and protest, pay no attention, except to increase you charges. You must dominate. You must be supreme. Everything must submit to your will, or you'll wither, dry up, crumble and blow away. These are high stakes you're playing for."

( My interpretation )