Drabble for interlock, Fox and Raven (gen)

Based on this myth.

"I don't know why you're still holding a grudge," Fox said. He let out a small laugh, which sounded almost exactly like the yowl of a cat in heat. "It's not like it's the first time you've been tricked."

Raven stretched out his wings and preened his feathers.

"I'm a fox, you know. It's what I do."

Raven sniffed. "Been talking to the Scorpion again?"

"Which is my point!" Fox grinned, red tongue lying over white teeth. "If I can forgive Scorpion, I don't know why you're still so moody over a piece of cheese. She killed me. You only lost a meal."

"Yes," said Raven. "But no-one ever called me beautiful before."

Kat, DCU/Discworld crossover

Request was a Discworld/Batfamily crossover.

"Oh dearie, dearie me," Granny said, rather like a sniper putting together his rifle. "Lawks." The snikt of the telescopic lens going on. "Of course, we’re just poor, backwards old ladies. No use at all. Lawks a'mercy."

It was actually pretty impressive, the way Batman managed to project his expressions through the mask and shadows. His eyes narrowed and his body grew very still.

Nanny Ogg sighed, sat down on a convenient bit of gargoyle, took off her hat and looked through her hat for the spare sandwich she kept there in case o emergencies. "Want some?" she said, looking at the nice young man next to her. "Looks like it might be a while before your man blinks."

Nightwing blinked and took the sandwich tentatively. "Uh, thanks. What's in it?"

"Special pickle sauce." Nanny leaned back, ostensibly to keep an eye on Granny and the Man in Black, but really so she could leer discretely at Nightwing's costume. "Good for what ails me."

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Omake!

"Dressing all in black!" Granny Weatherwax sniffed. "I can't be having with it."

"Could do with more people dressed like that," Nanny said cheerfully. "Course, there's not many in Lancre that can fill'em like that. Did you see that other one?"

"Yes, and I saw what you did to him, Gytha Ogg, may you be forgiven."

Nanny Ogg grinned. "Valuable life experience. Just a shame the butler confiscated my chutney before it could do any good."