Pressie for thistle_dear, Bonnie fanfic

Okay, the first one doesn’t make sense unless you know Eddie Izzard, a UK stand-up comedian. People who watch his shows have a tendency to quote bits at odd times. Amongst my family, the cry of “Block of concrete!”, “I am an evil giraffe” or “Do you have a flag?” uttered at random can still make people laugh. And Bonnie would love Eddie, Izzard and would quote him.

Also, I’m a bit confused on husbands. I think Loki’s the vampire, and I think he’s English, but I don’t know which part he’s from, so I was a bit stuck for endearments. Is Bonnie pet, petal, treacle, my love, me lover, darling, babe, sweetheart, what?
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The second one is a lot shorter and makes a lot more sense. ( Read more... )