My horoscope is sending me messages again (and rambles about food).

Poppy Folly, The Independent on Sunday.
Scorpio.

Lose weight. Or, if you're too thin, gain weight. You're too obsessed with mental things and you need to concentrate on your body. You mental obsessions include some very perverted sex (which you wrongly believe to be a physical obsession). Attempt a purely physical transaction next time and you will be rewarded with something you won't be able to remember (that's the problem with non-mental activity).

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