Note to self

[jamjar]

It is a bad idea to attempt to write GL fic while listening to Eddie Izzard, since the phrase "And then Noah realised he was punching a gorilla" has no place in a Mark/Aerael fic.

Although I suspect if I really tried I could work in the "I am an evil giraffe" bit.

I firmly believe that Bonnie likes Eddie Izzard, and, like my family, takes to saying one lines at odd moments.

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Covered in bees!"

"I am the Queen, I live for ever!"

"Let me kiss you with tongues!"

"Block of Concrete! Ha ha hah!"


And if you know the context, believe me, these lines will crack you up.

Comments

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

i have no clue what the context is, and i'm still amused. =p

and also? i'm now dying of curiosity to know what manner of setup gets either mark or aerael to say, "i'm an evil giraffe."

[jamjar.livejournal.com]

I'd have to think about it, but I suspect it involves either alcohol or Bonnie.

As for the context- have you seen any Eddie Izzard shows- you can get videos, dvs and cds, some of which have been taken from shows in the states.

You can probably d/l it off of winmx.com, or whatever napster-ish thing you use. You really should- especially Glorious and Dressed to Kill. The bit where he goes through the bible with God (who has the voice of James Mason) and Noah (Sean Connery)...

So funny. At a pinch, I've got the audio of Glorious on cd, so I could make a copy and send it to you, although without the visuals -the impresion of the evil giraffe and the evil piolet fish and the evil ducks... and the girls using hopskotch so they can escape the Grim Reaper when they're older...