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jamjar ([personal profile] jamjar) wrote2006-01-15 10:29 pm

Iconorific meme for [profile] violet_doll, DCU, Roy and Dick

Dick throws himself forward through the air, travelling through with more grace and direction than most flyers manage. His hands catch the top of the flag pole of lightening rod or whatever it is, and he swings around, pulling himself in and sliding down it.

He leans on it, looks and Roy and smirks. He's breathing heavily, but Roy knows it has more to do with how much he enjoyed that little demonstration than actual exertion.

Roy leans on to his bow. “I feel like I should be tucking money in to your G-string,” he says.

Dick blinks and looks confused for a second. “My-- what?”

Roy shakes his head. “Never mind."

Dick's always had that combination of control and carelessness about his body, a result of working it, training it and knowing it absolutely, to the point where he can be thoughtless with it.

Dick looks at him, then back at the pole. Hesitates for a moment like he's debating rolling his eyes, then grins at Roy. "Pole dancing can be a serious gymnastic sport, you know. Takes muscle endurance and coordination."

"Muscle endurance and coordination. Those are always the first thing I think of, when I see pole-dancers." Roy thinks about Gina and Isis and Gypsy. "Actually, that might be--"

He stops talking, because Dick has grabbed hold of the pole, pulled himself up, wrapping his legs around, and is leaning backwards, holding on with his legs, back arching until he's touching the ground with his hands. He pulls himself up, swings his whole body around the pole to build up momentum, then hooks one leg around the pole, spinning around it before grabbing his ankle with one hand and leaning back. His back arches and he hold the position for a moment before adjusting his position, gripping on to the pole with both hands and unfolding his legs, spreading them out and holding perfectly steady.

He flips upright, slides and spins down in to a smooth dismount.

Roy's throat is dry. He swallows a few times before he can speak. "Batman really got you the best trainers in everything, huh?"

Dick shrugs. He gives a half-smile, deliberately playful. "I don't suppose you'd believe it's all natural talent?"

(Anonymous) 2006-01-15 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I adore this concept and want to have its drabble-babies. Beautifully done!

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] maelithil.livejournal.com 2006-01-15 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, Dick is a man of many talents. Which I'm sure he was encouraged to explore when he was training.

Wee!Dick: "Can I do a what?"
Bruce: "An oversplit. Unfortunately, I'm not limber enough to go undercover as a stripper."

Also, hearts for you and Roy! Hearts!

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's all for the sake of the Mission, honest.

[identity profile] petronelle.livejournal.com 2006-01-15 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*snigger* That's beautiful.

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
It was nice to imagine.

[identity profile] rubynye.livejournal.com 2006-01-15 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Work it, Dick! *whistles*

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
He does know how to perform for an auidence...
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2006-01-16 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
And then, I am forced to believe, they snogged athletically.

Gosh, I love this. It's so pretty and sexy and cheerful.

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
And then, I am forced to believe, they snogged athletically.


I think that's implied in the fic, yes. Dick and Roy are in it, therefore there is an understanding that they will snog athletically, either in the fic or around the edges.

[identity profile] blythely.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Guh, athleticism and Dick being bendy. Also, I could totally picture his whole... routine. Thing. Very nice.

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I in no way spent a considerable amount of time sitting in front of the computer, picturing his routine in detail, honest.

[identity profile] violet-doll.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
WOW! Thank you this is so great! I got Pole dancing Dick AND Roy as an added bonus! Thank you!

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hard to imagine a pole-dancing Dick without Roy standing there and watching.

[identity profile] violet-doll.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Too true. Roy always brings out the best in Dick.

[identity profile] chevauchee.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
There are times when I really, really love the 'no learning is ever wasted' mentality the Bats have and this? Is ever so much one of those times.

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, a desire to learn is a beautiful thing.

[identity profile] bibliokat.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Guh. So many pretty images in my head now.

Awesome drabble!

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still waiting for the Dick-goes-undercover-as-a-stripper canon. It will happen! I have faith!

[identity profile] bibliokat.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, in this fandom it'll definitely happen!
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And then they had sex...

[identity profile] amarin-rose.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Guh. Guh, guh, guh. That was just...very Roy, and so absolutely what Dick (pre-everythingfuckedup) would do.

And still: guh. :)

Re: And then they had sex...

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, they did.

And then probably again, later.

And then once more, when Dick had to dsitract Roy from tryig to get him to demonstrate the pole-dancing naked.