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jamjar ([personal profile] jamjar) wrote2004-09-02 02:24 pm

For [profile] errantimpulses, who wanted anything Bart. The schmoop, dear God, the schmoop

What they don't get, not even Wally, not really, is that it takes *effort* to slow down. Not physical effort, but like, *mental* effort.

This is the thing, or this is one of things. Bart doesn't have a baseline for normal; he's picking it up as he goes along. It's *easy* for Wally and Jay to tell him to slow down, but they know what it's like to run at normal speed. They have a resting heartbeat and Bart--

Well, he probably does, he just doesn't know what it is. He can't just look in himself and fall back into a resting state. He doesn't have that place to work from.

Which is why sitting next to Kon is probably the best kind of meditation, and he really wishes he could tell Max that all that deep-breathing, listening-to-yourself stuff just doesn't work for him, never did, probably never will, and what he needs, what *works* is this:

Leaning in so he can hear Kon's heart beat and feel the steady rise and fall of his chest as he watches TV, one hand on the remote, lazily drifting through channels until he finds something worth watching, and then just breathing while Bart slows down until their heartbeats match.

(Anonymous) 2004-09-02 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Poor Bart, that's a good point. But the cuteness! Til "their heartbeats match." That is the best schmoopiness in the world.

Kat

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2004-09-02 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I schmoop, and then I feel so dirty afterwords.
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[identity profile] bravecows.livejournal.com 2004-09-02 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*squeeble*

Ohh. They are the CUTEST OTP IN THE WORLD. <3

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
They are so very, very cute.

I honestly couldn't help wrinting this-- just, Bart and Kon make *schmoop* that's what they do, that's what happens when you have the two of them in a fic together.
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[identity profile] bravecows.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it is. And I absolutely love your fic, if it wasn't obvious from the squeeing. :D So lovely!

[identity profile] errantimpulses.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Eyaaaaaa! Sooo cute! Thanks so much!

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
My pleasure, honestly. It's really not a hardship to think about Bart and Kon together.

[identity profile] derryderrydown.livejournal.com 2004-09-04 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*flails* See, that's what nobody in the DCU ever seems to *get*. Bart was *born* with the speed. He has no conception of what it's like to *be slow*. (Well, other than when Savitar stole his speed.) What everybody else sees as superspeed, he just sees as normal speed.

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2004-09-05 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
yes!

Someday, I'm going to write the fic where Bart is just *waiting* for Kon to develop superspeed, so he has someone to run with.

[identity profile] navisx.livejournal.com 2004-12-17 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So cute.

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2004-12-17 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it has Bart in it. That goes without saying.