I *will* write a proper crossover drabble, but this came out of my head anyway.
Bart doesn't name names, but you can fill in the blanks.
DCU/Johnny Maxwell crossover, in my head at least.
"Bart," Tim said. "How's the exchange trip going?"
"Really great! But England is really, really strange. I think that's why it doesn't have so many heroes, is just because no-one *notices* this stuff, 'cause it's happeningallthetime."
"Yeah?" And the key to successful communication with Bart, Tim had long since decided, was to make sure you had a recording somewhere so you could play it back slowly later. "Have you met anyone interesting?" He said, switching the recording function on, lowering the volume slightly and bringing up weather patterns for the Gotham/Bludhaven area.
"Yeah,but they'reallykinda *strange*, y'know?"
"Yeah?" Hmm, looked like the pressure was going to drop at around two.
"And there's this boy, he's got like--"
Was worth substituting two regular Batarangs for electro-shock ones, given the 58% chance of rain?
"Uh-huh." Of course, it could be a good time to test the new prototype ribbon shockers. Bruce had wanted to wait until Fall, and more consistently damp weather, but now might be as good a time as any.
"Really?" He could check with Oracle, see if there was anything important happening tonight.
"Weird." If there was nothing significant in the works, he could pass by the cave before patrolling and pick up the new prototype shockers.
"--TitaniajusthasissuesorsomethingsoifBatmanstartsscreamingaboutfairyringsandgrowing, like,prettylittlebutterflywings,that'swhathappenedand its *totally* not my fault."
Communicators don't have a ring tone, and when Bart hung up there was nothing but silence.
Tim stared at the screen.
Testing the prototypes could wait until Fall.